On Saturday night, Peanut the Squirrel was on the minds of many, from martial artists to comedians.
UFC fighter Jim Miller says justice for Squirrel Peanut in victory speech, hopes DOGE can clean up misappropriation of resources @elon musk @DOGE pic.twitter.com/JZ5XDgfBiB
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A rodent suspiciously seized and killed by New York authorities earlier this month was part of a person’s UFC victory speech jim millerwho said Joe Rogan“The first thing I want to say is that we need justice for Peanuts. It’s not just about the squirrels. It’s about all the children who went hungry that night and who could have put money and resources into it. I have a problem with everything else.” ”
Mr. Miller wasn’t done yet…he activated DOGE, the Department of Government Efficiency that President Trump wants. Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy To lead. Elon and Vivec were also there, as Miller said, “We hope DOGE resolves the issue at the state level.”
No wonder… after all, the battle was decided in New York State. The decision to end the case came after an official in the state engaged in shady behavior by trapping and killing a squirrel under the guise of biting a state employee. Peanut’s life was born a few days before the attack.
And “SNL” took its own shot. Sarah Sherman The actress, who played Mrs. Hazelnut, Peanut’s distressed wife, blurted out, “The police raided my house and Peanut bit me like a hero.”
It’s funny, but what the county and state officials did was really bad…If they really had a problem with peanuts, why go to the owner’s door and talk to them instead of getting a search warrant and an army of officials? Wasn’t it possible to grab a squirrel and kill it?
Why did they really do something like that? Maybe it has something to do with an OnlyFans account and some clutching of pearls. Just ask.