donald trumpI have a story about Arnold Palmer‘s penis…and he was glued to it for an awkward but humorous few minutes during a gathering in the golf legend’s hometown.
The Republican presidential candidate improvised Saturday night in Latrobe, Pennsylvania…and while his campaign suggested he would begin previewing his closing argument on why voters should send him back to the White House, he instead… At the beginning, he stated the following: Terrible joke.
Trump reportedly spent about 12 minutes paying tribute to Latrobe’s local hero, praising Palmer’s masculinity in particular. The former prez said, “Arnold Palmer was a total man. I say that with all respect for women. And I love women, but this man…this man was a total man.” he said.
After the misogyny, President Trump told The Associated Press in the shower about how his genitals were impressing other golfers, adding, “They come out of there and go, ‘Oh my God. I can’t believe it.’ I said,” and it got even weirder. There are very sophisticated women here, and I had to say that they saw Arnold as a man. ”
Trump wondered how much more fun his rally would have been had Arnold, who died in 2016, attended.
He ended up talking politics and attacking the Vice President kamala harris — standard political rally stuff — but all that mattered was about the Palmer family’s jewels.
Who knew? 🤷🏽♂️
